♪ - HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- WOW! THOSE LOOK LIKE 4-STAR GOURMET GARBAGE CANS TO ME.
MMM, NUMMY.
MAKE THAT 5-STARS.
EEEE-HA!
- WHAT'S ALL THIS STAR TALK, HEATHCLIFF?
ARE YOU TAKIN' UP ASTRONOMY?
- YEAH, I-IT'S GOOD FOR THE MIND...
IF YOU GOT ONE, THAT IS.
- HEY! WATCH WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
UH, UH, HECTOR, UH,
WHAT IS HE SAYING?
- WHAT HEATHCLIFF SAYS IS RUDE,
BUT WHAT HE SEES IS FOOD.
- FOOD! - FOOD! - FOOD!
- AARRGH!
- DINNER AWAITS, SO LET'S OPEN THE GATES.
- UNH.
UNH. UNH.
OH!
- YEOW! - YEOW! - YEOW!
[ALL LAUGH]
- YEOW!
- AH! INTRUDERS.
INTRUDERS!
BRUNO, QUICK!
SOME RUFFIAN CATS ARE STEALING OUR GARBAGE.
- THE CATS! WHERE? WHERE?
- THATAWAY.
[SNARLS]
HI YO, BRUNO!
AND AWAY!
- YIPES! - YIPES! - YIPES!
- ENJOY YOUR MEAL, BOYS?
- YEAH, EXCEPT WE WERE
THE MAIN COURSE.
- THAT BRUNO'S THE MEANEST THING ON, UH,
1, 2,
3, 4 LEGS.
HE WOULD HAVE CLOBBERED YOU, HEATHCLIFF.
- WOULD NOT. - WOULD SO.
- WOULD NOT.
- WOULD SO.
- MONGO.
- OH, I'M SORRY.
- GET OFF OF MY BACK, JACK.
- DUH, YOU'RE STUCK GUM, CHUM.
MAYBE I CAN SCRAPE YOU OFF.
- YEOW!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BET I CAN HANDLE BRUNO?
- IF YOU CAN WHIP THAT MUTT INTO LINE,
I'LL COVER YOU WITH ROSE PETALS.
AND IF YOU DON'T,
I'LL JUST SEND THEM TO YOU,
CARE OF THE CAT HOSPITAL.
- DEAL.
- AHH.
- NICE KNOWING YOU, HEATHCLIFF.
- BYE-BYE. - BYE-BYE. - BYE-BYE.
- GRRR.
YEOW!
- WELL, SIDNEY,
IT LOOKS LIKE THE HOUSE IS OURS.
- OH, BOY!
I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO GET MY HANDS
ON THAT VAN CORKENDALE LOOT.
[COUGHS]
- HUH? HMM.
- HMM.
OOH.
- HUH?
- AAH!
YIKES!
- OOH!
- THAT'S HIM!
[SQUAWK]
THAT'S THE ONE!
[BARKS]
- I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ART,
BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO STEAL.
[LAUGHS]
- HEY, PRETTY.
[LAUGHS]
[WHISTLING]
- YOU'VE HAD IT! - YOU'VE HAD IT!
- YIKES!
WHAT HAPPENED? WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
GET THIS OFF OF ME!
UNH. AHH. OOH.
[BRUNO CONTINUES TO FALL]
[WHISTLING]
[LOUD THUD]
- AW, POOR LITTLE DOGGY.
- BRUNO ALWAYS DID HAVE TROUBLE WITH THOSE STAIRS.
- SAY, DOC.
SUPPOSE THERE'S A GUARD DOG AT THE NEXT HOUSE
ON OUR LIST?
- GOOD POINT.
MAYBE THAT CAT AND BIRD'LL COME IN HANDY.
NOW I WONDER HOW WE CAN SUCKER THEM ALONG?
- IT'S WORKIN', DOC. IT'S WORKIN'.
- FISH! - BIRDSEED!
- WE'LL LEAD THOSE 2 SUCKERS RIGHT INTO THE NEXT HOUSE
WE'RE GOING TO ROB.
[LAUGHS]
- IT AIN'T EVEN MY BIRTHDAY.
[LAUGHS]
WELL, I GUESS THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE.
- I DON'T HEAR NO DOGS.
- THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE GOING ON HERE.
- ACHOO!
- STRANGE? SMANGE.
WHAT--HEY.
[LAUGHS]
- SHH. OK, GUYS.
AS LONG AS THERE'S NO DOG AROUND,
WE'LL LET YOU RAID THE FRIDGE.
- JACKPOT!
- IT'S A FUNNY THING, ALFRED,
THIS PLACE LOOKS AWFULLY FAMILIAR.
- THERE'S NOTHING AWFUL ABOUT THIS.
[HAPPILY SMACKS]
[BURPS]
- EVEN THE FOOD TASTES FAMILIAR.
- HEY, HEATHCLIFF, LOOK AT THIS.
THESE GUYS HAVE A CAT, TOO.
- WHAT?
THAT'S NO CAT, THAT'S ME!
AND NOT ONLY IS THIS MY KITCHEN, THIS IS MY HOUSE!
NO, NO.
- THEN WHAT ARE THOSE TWO MUGS DOING HERE?
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT.
[SQUAWKS]
- THEY'RE BURGLARS! THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE.
[SQUAWKS]
SOUND THE ALARM! CALL THE POLICE!
- THIS DUMB BIRD'S GONNA BLOW EVERYTHING.
- LET ME OUT OF HERE!
- HERE!
HEY, YOU, COME BACK HERE!
- GLADLY.
- UNH.
GET OFF OF ME.
SIDNEY!
HELP ME OUT HERE.
I CAN'T SEE.
- GOING DOWN.
HEY, HEATHCLIFF.
- GET OFF ME!
- PSST! HEATHCLIFF.
- COME ON, SIDNEY, LET'S GET 'EM.
YEOW!
- ALL RIGHT!
- OH.
NO!
- AT LEAST, I DIDN'T--
AAH!
- TA DA!
- WELL, WE'VE GOT TO RETURN
ALL THE VAN CORKENDALES' POSSESSIONS.
AND I'M SURE THEY'D LIKE TO THANK HEATHCLIFF, TOO.
YOUR CAT'S QUITE A HERO.
- MEOW.
- HEY! ME OWW, TOO!
- UH, YOU WANTED TO SEE US, RIFF RAFF?
- WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO NOW?
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. JUST LISTEN.
I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS.
FIRST, THE BAD NEWS.
MY COUSIN LUCKY IS COMING TO TOWN.
- AAH! - AAH! - AAH!
- LUCKY!
- NO!
- DON'T YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING?
- LOOK, RIFF RAFF,
THAT CAT IS BAD LUCK
FOR HIMSELF AND ANYONE WHO COMES NEAR HIM.
- WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN A LONG TIME.
MAYBE HE'S OVER THAT.
WHAT'D YOU SAY, MONGO?
- DUH, WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?
- THE GOOD NEWS IS...
I'VE NEVER BEEN AFFECTED BY THE JINX.
- JINX?
- JINX!
- OHH!
[CATS SCREAM]
- OH, NO! LUCKY'S IN TOWN!
I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
IT ALWAYS DOES.
- LUCKY? AAH!
[FALLING OBJECT WHISTLES]
- AND THE WEATHERMAN SAYS
NO CHANCE OF RAIN FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER DAY.
- UH-OH.
WOW!
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT WOULD HAPPEN.
- OH, NO!
YEOW!
- WHOA! - HEY!
- AAH!
I CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MADE IT.
WOW!
WHOA, DEAR.
WELL, I DID TELL RIFF
I WAS GONNA DROP IN.
- LUCKY! - LUCKY!
- AHH!
- OH, NO!
- OH, THAT WAS CLOSE.
- BOY, LET'S STAY AWAY FROM THAT LUCKY ALL DAY.
[GLUG]
- COME IN.
HEY, LUCKY, HOW YA DOIN'?
- THE SAME AS ALWAYS, RIFF RAFF.
OHH.
- HA HA. THAT BAD, HUH?
CHEER UP, LUCKY.
HERE, TAKE A LOAD OFF.
- AAH.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
WHEREVER I GO, BAD LUCK FOLLOWS.
- I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
- YOU GOTTA HELP ME, RIFF RAFF.
- RIFF RAFF, YOU'RE LATE.
DID YOU FORGET OUR DATE?
- OF COURSE NOT.
I WAS JUST TALKING TO MY COUSIN LUCKY.
SNAP OUT OF IT.
- YEAH, WELL, LET'S GO.
- UH, LISTEN, LUCKY, I'LL CATCH YOU LATER, OK?
- BUT, RIFF RAFF, WHAT ABOUT HELPING ME?
- OH, YEAH.
UH, THERE.
THIS OUGHT TO DO IT.
HERE, LUCKY.
THIS GOOD LUCK CHARM WILL FIX EVERYTHING.
- OOH. OWW.
HMM.
- AND NOW FOR SOME FUN.
- BOY, THAT RIFF RAFF IS A LUCKY GUY
TO HAVE A GIRL LIKE CLEO.
THIS MAY BE JUST WHAT I NEEDED.
FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO HAVE
NOTHING BUT GOOD LUCK.
WHOA!
I KNEW THIS WASN'T GOING NOWHERE.
SAME OLD LUCKY.
GOOD LUCK, MY FOOT.
OWW!
I'M GOING TO THROW THAT GOOD LUCK CHARM IN THE RIVER.
HMM, WHAT'S THAT?
SO THIS IS WHAT I TRIPPED OVER.
IT'S A FULL CAN OF SHRIMP.
OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE A CAN OPENER.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
HEY, MAYBE MY LUCK IS CHANGING.
I THINK I'M GONNA KEEP THIS.
I CAN PROBABLY HAVE ANYTHING I WANT NOW.
- AH, YOU GUYS REALLY SCARE ME.
WHY DON'T YOU CLIMB UP HERE AND GET ME?
OH, I FORGOT. DOGS CAN'T CLIMB TREES.
THEY'RE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE IT OUT.
OH, NO! LUCKY!
[SNARLING]
- EVERYONE WILL WANT TO BE MY FRIEND NOW.
[WHISTLES]
- NO! AAH!
[GURGLES] LUCKY.
- WOW!
I MUST BE THE LUCKIEST CAT IN THE WORLD.
[LUCKY WHISTLES]
- OH, NO! IT'S LUCKY AGAIN!
QUICK, IN HERE.
WE'LL BE SAFE IN HERE.
- WHOA!
- AAH! - AAH! - AAH!
- THAT FISH MUST BE FOR ME.
I'LL TAKE THIS, THANK YOU.
I'M NOT JUST LUCKY,
I'M INVINCIBLE!
I CAN HAVE ANYTHING I WANT NOW--
EVEN CLEO.
- RIFF RAFF, WE GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
- THAT COLOGNE IS A LOT WORSE
THAN THE STUFF YOU USUALLY WEAR.
[COUGHS]
I THINK I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE,
IN THE FRESH AIR OF THE JUNKYARD.
- YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE YOU FOUGHT A GARBAGE TRUCK...
AND LOST.
- THIS IS YOUR COUSIN LUCKY'S FAULT.
YOU GOTTA GET RID OF HIM.
- THAT CAT'S SOME BAD NEWS,
- GOTTA GIVE HIM HIS WALKING SHOES.
- ALL RIGHT, I'LL TALK TO HIM.
BUT RIGHT NOW, I GOTTA GET SOME AIR.
- TAKE YOUR PAWS OFF OF ME.
- WHY DON'T YOU DUMP THAT LOSER RIFF RAFF
AND BE MY GIRL?
- I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE, LUCKY,
BEFORE YOUR LUCK CHANGES.
- I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M SO LUCKY NOW.
YOU'RE AFRAID I MIGHT START GIVING YOU
A LITTLE COMPETITION.
- COMPETITION, HUH?
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
LET'S YOU AND I HAVE A LITTLE COMPETITION.
WE'LL SEE HOW YOUR LUCK HOLDS UP.
OK, NOW, THE FIRST CONTEST IS TO SEE
WHO CAN THROW THIS HUBCAP
THROUGH THAT TIRE.
HERE, YOU GO FIRST.
- NOW, REMEMBER WHAT TO DO.
- NO PROBLEM.
[TRIES TO SNEEZE]
ACHOO!
- HUH? NICE SHOT.
[HECTOR SNEEZES]
- AH, EXCUSE ME.
- HECTOR.
SPITOOEY!
NOW, OUR NEXT CONTEST IS TO SEE WHO CAN LIFT
THE BACK OF THE CAR OFF THE GROUND.
I'LL GO FIRST.
- YAY! - YAY! - YAY!
- UH, YAY!
- YOU DIDN'T SAY HOW WE HAD TO LIFT THE CAR
OFF THE GROUND.
THAT'S TWO FOR ME AND NONE FOR YOU.
- YOU KNOW, LUCKY IS LOOKING BETTER ALL THE TIME.
- OK, FOR OUR THIRD AND FINAL CONTEST,
WE'LL SEE WHO CAN THROW A GEARSHIFT KNOB THE FARTHEST.
I'LL GO FIRST AGAIN.
- OHH. - OHH. - OHH.
- THAT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD TO BEAT.
WHERE'S MY GEARSHIFT KNOB?
MY GOOD LUCK CHARM?
OH, I SEE.
YOU THINK I'M AFRAID TO THROW THIS.
WELL, I DON'T NEED THIS STUPID GOOD LUCK CHARM.
- WOW. - WOW. - WOW.
- OH.
- I GUESS THAT BEATS YOUR PITIFUL THROW.
YEOWCH!
OOH.
AAAH!
OUCH.
OH, NO!
MAYBE THAT DUMB THING WAS MY LUCKY CHARM.
- I GUESS HE'S WHAT YOU'D CALL...
STUPERSTITIOUS.
- OUR QUESTION FOR TODAY IS, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR CAT
IF YOU'RE GOING ON VACATION AND CAN'T TAKE HIM WITH YOU?
YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR VETERINARIAN
FOR THE NAME OF A KENNEL HE'D RECOMMEND.
THEN CHECK WITH YOUR LOCAL HEALTH DEPARTMENT TO MAKE
SURE THE FACILITY YOU'RE CONSIDERING HAS A PERMIT.
YOU SHOULD VISIT THE KENNEL TO MAKE SURE IT'S OK, AND BE
SURE TO GIVE YOUR CAT HIS REGULAR DIET AT THE KENNEL.
THIS'LL MAKE IT EASIER TO ADJUST.
UH, AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M ALL READY TO GO.
♪ - HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU